What do you call a person who says one thing, but does something totally different?
Answer: A liar!
What do you call a person that has no accountability, but demands accountability from everybody else?
Answer: A double-talking sidewinder!
What do you call a person that claims to know your business and what you need, then follows that with a promise to protect you so long as you pay sizable gratuities?
Answer: A racketeer!
How trustworthy can a person be, when they knowingly prostrate their values in order to gain advantage over others in the future?
Answer: Zip and zero come to mind!
What do you call a person who publicly recommends that money and property be forcefully taken from one party and given to another party?
Answer: A really bodacious thief!
What do you call a person who believes any method is acceptable so long as the prescribed outcome is achieved?
Answer: An amoral actor, Prince Machiavelli himself!
What do you call a person that believes preemptive deadly force is an acceptable method of action?
Answer: Same answer; an amoral outlaw!
Why do any politicians seriously think they're going to Heaven instead of Hell?
Answer: Beats me!